Where, oh where have all my eggs gone???!!!

Where, I ask, have my beautiful eggs been disappearing to?! The usual 6 or 7 a

day has dwindled down to 1 or 2. Could it be the Releif Society Sisters have

helped themselves for some upcoming social? I hope not...


Could it be that Caroline Ingalls stopped by and snuck a few to help pay off her

debts to Harriette Olsen?! Well, I'm just askin'...People are struggling these

days, you know!




Could it be that this nest has been a little empty with only one egg in it, and

some psyco bird mom...

...decided to snatch a few to appease the need to show her fowl friends how very

FERTILE she is?!!

Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Easter bunny are sick and tired of coloring eggs for the

kiddies every year, and found it much easier to steal my blue, green, brown,

and white eggs... RUDE!!!

But, alas, NO!! I could handle any of the above, but this...

I think someone else is going to have to gather the eggs from now on... Who

should I ask first? Caroline? The Easter bunny? Maybe the Relief Society

Sisters could use a few (dozen)... That psyco bird might be my best shot, huh?

She would maybe want the snakes too, ya think??

Or maybe, I can just send Joe out to take care of business with the bush axe.

Yeah, that's the ticket!!! And just leave the remains nearby, so that all the

other thieving snakes in the area can go tell their friends what happens

to reptiles that steal eggs from the Shingleton's!!